About the PCN Guy
Rather than attempt to write glowing paragraphs about myself, I figured I’d just answer some questions that people have asked.
- Who are you anyway? No one of consequence. Just a guy who happens to like women’s pool.
- What’s up with the whole anonymous thing? Are you that much of a chickenshit? Yes. Plus, I do have a day job and don’t want my general jerkassiness to reflect poorly on them.
- Why don’t you like men’s pool? Because boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. And girls smell nicer.
- Do you play pool? Play is a subjective term. I do own some cues and a table, but what I do could hardly be called playing pool.
- What kind of cue do you play with? I’m currently shooting with a Joss 16 and a Predator 314 shaft. I break with that Elite Heavy breaker since it makes me feel like a big man. Plus, I’m compensating for other personal shortcomings.
- Who’s your favorite player? I have a lot of favorites. Really though, any pool player who gives me the attention I so desperately need gets to rank at the top of the list.
- Does anyone actually read this drivel or give two shits about what you have to say? No. There’s nothing to see here. Move along.
- Where are you from? The Left Coast. The City of A-holes. Lalaland. Southland. Etc.
- Do you get paid to write this blog? Sort of. Some people pay for links on the blog. Other people pay me a commission if I send them sales. Google also throws me some chump change when people click on those obnoxious ads.
Still have questions? Well, just leave a comment or email me at poolcuenews [at] gmail.com and I may or may not answer you. Keep in mind though that have this pseudologia fantastica thing going on. I lie about everything including my debilitating pseudologia fantastica condition, so don’t hold me to anything I say. If you really want to know more, just check out the interview I did with P00lriah. That should clear some stuff up.
If after all this you want to be my Facebook friend, well, I do keep a profile there, although I rarely log in. Just click the thingy below and do the friend request thing. I almost never turn anyone down since I am desperate for attention and have no friends.
