Ding ding ding, dadading ding
Every day I get a ton of email ads, most of which are garbage. Every once in a blue moon though, I get one that is actually worth reading. As I’m plowing through my pile of email, sifting out the emails saying that I can find octogenarian singles in my area (ewww!!!) and suggesting ways I can add 3-4″ to my manhood (yay!!!), I come across a complete freaking gem from those guys over at Pooldawg.
From: Pooldawg [mailto:info@pooldawg.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:30 PM
To: maximus@poolcuenews.com
Subject: Yo VIP, Lets Kick It!
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Pooldawg is back with some brand new additions
Something to grab a hold of tightly
Flowing to pool halls daily and nightly
Will they sell out? Yo, I don’t know
Grab em’ right away, and you won’t say “Doh”
To the extreme, Pooldawg rocks like a Granny
Our service is top notch, some say it’s uncanny
If you have a problem, yo, we’ll solve it
Check out this stuff, cuz we know that you’ll like it
WORD!
Naturally, the email goes on to shill some product but anyone who takes the time to send me an email ad that is actually funny gets permanently whitelisted. Still not as good as this version of the song from In Living Color, but still pretty damn funny.
Very clever, indeedy! Now I have that song stuck in my head.