Yu Ram Doesn’t Know
Have you all seen these godawful emails “from” Yu Ram Cha. If not, let me tell you how they go. First of all, they’re usually written in a ridiculous purple crayola font. You can just picture the cliche Asian girl giggle as you’re reading how Yu Ram talks about her game and more importantly “her master” Charlie Williams (yes, there was an email where the writer referred to CW as her “master”… shudder). Anyway, the latest from the Little Lightning News goes a little something like this:
From: Yu Ram Cha [mailto:yuramchanews1@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 11:08 PM
To: yuramchanews1@gmail.com
Subject: FW: Little Help 
Hi~
Please vote for my coach Charlie Williams to Team USA for the Mosconi Cup! He is good teacher and player and can help USA win!
Thanks
Yu Ram
This comes after the reported daily barrage of “vote for me” emails from The Korean Gecko himself. I don’t get them personally since I don’t know how to get on CW’s… errr… Yu Ram’s email list, but one of my secret admirers is nice enough to forward them on to me. Now the question I have is whether or not Yu Ram actually knows about these emails. I can’t say for certain that she’s not writing them, but unless her English has gotten much better and she’s found a way to turn herself into a 12 year old girl, well you get the idea.
So, in honor of Yu Ram and her beloved “master” (and because I’m going out of town so I’m probably not gonna post tomorrow), I present you with Yu Ram’s new unofficial theme song:
