Ball Licking Trick Shot
In Part 2 of my 4 part report on how to get on TV as a pool player even if you’re not a very good pool player, I present to you Shanelle Loraine doing something she likes to call “the slick shot”.
Step 1: Wear a blouse cut down to your belly button.
Step 2: Allow the camera to do a close-up shot of your cleavage (see approx :40 in the video).
Step 3: Seductively lick your thumb and tell people to make sure you do it on “the low”. If possible, add a little purr and a shake for bonus points.
Step 4: Find a host who’s so clueless that he actually says “Don’t wanna sit there licking the balls… nobody likes that”. What a tool.
Gotta give it to the host though, he did make the shot on the first take (which is a helluva lot better than I could do). I do wish someone would take her shopping though, because she seems to wear that blue boobie shirt everytime she plays. I just know there’s gotta be more low cut shirts available at Forever 21.
Lol, great write-up!
Awesome, simply awesome. The more of these the better I say.