Pool Cue News and Review

Ronnie O’Sullivan is now officially my favorite billiards player. I don’t know if he had one too many pints before his press conference but Ronnie said some bad things at his press conference after losing at the China Open. Some of the key quotes to take away include: “Do you want to suck that?” “Do you want to come and suck on that later?” “Fuck me, how many more questions are they going to ask?” and my favorite, which I will surely use the next time I’m drunk… “Anyone want to give me a nosh?”

My man is going to get hit with a nasty fine on this one, guaranteed. Sir Rodney Walker is reportedly pretty ripshit about it. Well… as ripshit as anyone who’s been knighted can get anyway. The Guardian over in the UK has been following this story. Also, if you’re so inclined, there’s a video of the press conference on some Chinese You Tubeish site.