Too… much… snark.  Can’t… control… self.  I call on you, loyal reader(s), please caption this lovely picture of the brown recluse. »

I personally can’t stand CW (the guy, not the network… that chick on One Tree Hill is hella sexy), but the guy does a pretty decent job promoting his harem.  Apparently, he has convinced Unilever that Shanelle Loraine is a pool player. While watching the new commercial, in between tenting, gawking and thinking up... »

Well, I was able to get my hands on the unofficial roster of players going to the WPBA regional tour championships.  Lots of familiar names, but there are a few that make you wonder why they’re even bothering.  Take Bonnie Plowman and Heather Pulford.  Both of them had exemptions last year and basically skipped... »

That’s right bitches, the HoM is back yo!  And who better to kick off the resurrection of this beloved folly of mine than the undeniably foxy Olga Gashkova. For those of you that have been reading for a while, you know that Olga and I didn’t exactly start off on the right foot.  But after... »

Apparently some guy I’ve never heard of announced that the tour he’s running is no longer running. Personally, I don’t have much of an opinion on this, since I have no idea what the hell a DMIRO is, but it sure does sound like some people are mighty pissed off about it. ... »

Seriously WPBA? Are you freaking kidding me?? I don’t know what exactly is going on at WPBA headquarters but taking your site down “for construction” only to later replace it with a Network Solutions parking page is an embarassment. You are the governing body for women’s pool for crying out loud! And... »

It still shocks me that the WPBA doesn’t seem to have an issue with gambling when players aren’t at events. As much as we enjoy hearing stories about players winning or losing thousands of dollars in 10 hour marathon sessions, it doesn’t seem like a great idea to turn a blind eye to... »

I’m trying to figure out what is more pathetic: The fact that the WPBA still has only two events listed on their official tour calendar or the fact that I keep checking the WPBA’s website for updates.  It does look like the WPBA got one update in though – they put up the press... »

So I’m skimming my E! news and all the sudden this picture popped up on my screen. Immediately I thought to myself “what the fuck is Emily Duddy doing with that Transformers cat and how the hell did she get into Sundance”.  On second glance, I realized that it wasn’t Ms. D, but the resemblance... »

Apparently the paramedics from the land Down Under aren’t too keen on pool cues.  According to an article from The Courier Mail, they want pool cues and ashtrays removed from anywhere that serves booze.  It seems that drunks and barflies keep attacking them when they go to stitch and clean up the casualties of... »

Just what the industry needs.  I can see the brainstorming session that brought this nifty idea up: Guy 1: Dude, its your shot. Guy 2: Hold on a sec Guy 1: Come on man. Guy 2: You know what’d be really cool? If we could find a way to sell this shit while we’re... »

Yes Grady, it does in fact keep getting worse and worse.  There were a few things on my mind with Friday’s post and this is one of them.  It seems that Anne Craig has officially resigned her post at the WPBA.  When asked, Anne said that the has in fact resigned her position with... »

Fridays are supposed to be fun dammit!  Anyway, I’ve heard a couple of things that I’m not going to repeat here, since they’re not confirmed.  If/when I do get confirmation, I’ll make my ever so subtle feelings be know about it. Anyway, it is Friday and I do love my little music video deejaying, so... »

Technically, this counts as last year’s news, since the bust went down on New Year’s Eve, but in what is becoming a very predictable trend, another pool room was raided.  This time the haul was 23 pounds of Meth.  According to the report, Ricky Reese, the owner of Shooter’s Billiards in Wasilla was the... »

Yes folks, today I’m going to actually write a product review.  I know, I know, they don’t come nearly as often as I’d like, but my new rack came today and I freaking LOVE IT!  That’s right, I’m talking about the Delta Rack.  Now I saw this thing a while back at the bullshit... »

With all the drama that’s been going on this week with the WPBA, I haven’t had a chance to give any shout outs to Ms. Sarah Rousey. It seems this past week has been quite a solid for Sarah. First, she scores a feature story and a cover from Billiards Digest.  ... »

See, I could have gone with something like Ice-T’s “Colors” but that was just too obvious. Instead, we’ll kick it old school with some cruisin’ oldies (which is really the preferred music with the Latino Crime Syndicate). So lets slow it down a bit this Friday with a little James and Bobby... »

Oh where, oh where can they be?  Here’s the deal.  As it stands right now, the WPBA has a total of 5 sitting board members.  They are: John Rousseau – President Belinda Calhoun – At Large Paul Brienza Tamre Rogers Mimi McAndrews As we found out recently, Dawn Hopkins has resigned her position as WPBA Board President and... »